I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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