I wanna bring you to show and tell
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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