Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I'm really busy with my period
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