So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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