Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Randomize
