I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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