She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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