i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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