so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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