So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
There are leaves in my underwear?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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