Can i not drive my cunt home
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize
