hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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