i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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