so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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