I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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