porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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