If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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