I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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