i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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