Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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