Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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