sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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