YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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