you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Randomize
