what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
