I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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