so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
should my penis look like a turkey
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
