i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I came so hard my ears popped.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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