i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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