The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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