im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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