Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
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