I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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