are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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