Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
send nudes
from the living room?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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