Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
