there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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