Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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