Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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