What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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