I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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