windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
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