so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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