I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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