there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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