I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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