Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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