i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
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I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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