If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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