I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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