i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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