This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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