He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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