So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
if i can run in heels then i can drive
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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