He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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