In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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