I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
Randomize
