i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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