THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
