the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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