I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
40s are totally the cure
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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