If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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