I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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