wake up i wanna do it froggy style
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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