she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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