Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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